why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead
If James and Lily had survived, I am positive that every time Harry got into trouble, there would be a huge betting pool on whether the next howler would be James and Sirius congratulating him or Lily screaming at him and commanding Severus to give him detention for a month. And as the Potter family owl would arrive, everyone would be silently anticipating the results, and at the end you’d see dumbledore discretely handing mcgonagall 10 galleons
My whole life is a Lord of the Rings phase.
ok let’s talk about slytherin muggleborns, shall we?
slytherin muggleborns asking for nothing but pens for christmas
slytherin muggleborns showing their pureblood counterparts how much fucking better pens are than quills bc let’s be real here
slytherin muggleborns then selling their pureblood friends pens at a ridiculous markup to make a profit