fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

darlinghogwarts:

If James and Lily had survived, I am positive that every time Harry got into trouble, there would be a huge betting pool on whether the next howler would be James and Sirius congratulating him or Lily screaming at him and commanding Severus to give him detention for a month. And as the Potter family owl would arrive, everyone would be silently anticipating the results, and at the end you’d see dumbledore discretely handing mcgonagall 10 galleons

"What makes life valuable is that it doesn’t last forever, what makes it precious is that it ends. And I know that now more than ever. And I say it, today of all days, to remind us that time is luck."

ryan-the-riot:

My whole life is a Lord of the Rings phase.

dontpanic-therecklessandthebrave:


Grease, 1978

Can I just get a hell yeah for the fact that Grease literally took the femininity associated with the colour pink and destroyed it with Rizzo. Is Riz a Pink Lady, with the silk jacket and everything? Yes. Does she wear lipstick like a fierce bitch? Yes. Does she have that “I don’t give a fuck” attitude that strikes fear into the hearts of men as they know they wouldn’t be able to handle how badass she is? Hell yes. Does she still get emotional and show that it’s okay to feel upset at things in life? You betcha!
Riz wears pink and heels and is 100% not afraid to whoop your ass in a bitch match. Girly girl my ass. She’s tougher than the T-Birds and she is damn proud.

dontpanic-therecklessandthebrave:

Grease, 1978

Can I just get a hell yeah for the fact that Grease literally took the femininity associated with the colour pink and destroyed it with Rizzo. Is Riz a Pink Lady, with the silk jacket and everything? Yes. Does she wear lipstick like a fierce bitch? Yes. Does she have that “I don’t give a fuck” attitude that strikes fear into the hearts of men as they know they wouldn’t be able to handle how badass she is? Hell yes. Does she still get emotional and show that it’s okay to feel upset at things in life? You betcha!

Riz wears pink and heels and is 100% not afraid to whoop your ass in a bitch match. Girly girl my ass. She’s tougher than the T-Birds and she is damn proud.

thecrownlesskings:

Long before, in the first days of the North Kingdom, they built a great watch-tower on Weathertop, A m o n   S û l  they called it.  It is told that  E l e n d i l  stood there watching for the coming of Gil-galad out of the West, in the days of the Last Alliance.

the impossible man, with his impossible box
the impossible girl, haunting time with her ghosts

queerlypadfoot:

ok let’s talk about slytherin muggleborns, shall we?

slytherin muggleborns asking for nothing but pens for christmas

slytherin muggleborns showing their pureblood counterparts how much fucking better pens are than quills bc let’s be real here

slytherin muggleborns then selling their pureblood friends pens at a ridiculous markup to make a profit

slytherin muggleborns

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